I think this would work well...
New Picture for Memorial Season
by Doctor Who 13 Replies latest social humour
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Bonsai
Man I love me some zombies. I gotta say, watching The Walking dead (I just got to season 4) has been so therapeutic for me. I relate so much to the survivors who are struggling to stay sane, preserve their morals, all while the world as they know it has collapsed and deteriorated to the point where you can trust nothing and no one. Losing your core beliefs is like having the world as you know it morph into zombie land. Yet they fight on hoping that some clarity and good will eventual come out from all the madness.
Hershel Greene:"I can't profess to understand God's plan, Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind." LOL
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Doctor Who
This is sooooooooooooo true!!!!Hershel Greene:"I can't profess to understand God's plan, Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind." LOL
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Divergent
The memorial talk is the most boring occasion of the year ever!!!
I always thought that inviting people to the memorial was counter-productive --- the vast majority of newcomers would NEVER set foot into a KH ever again after experiencing being bored out of their minds at the memorial!
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Phizzy
Not just bored, many would find it extremely weird if they had been to a proper Service.
They would find it not unlike sitting through a Satanic Mass.
EVERYTHING is upside down in the JW Memorial , or backarsewards..
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Love it! But, but, but...
JWs don't want brains! They take that part out and throw it away.
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Finkelstein
Metaphorically speaking, Jehovah's Witnesses are walking and talking Zombies who have been brainwashed
by the indulgently corrupt Watchtower Corporation.
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stuckinarut2
Now that should be the cover picture for this years memorial invites!!
(does anyone remember the parody invites our forum used to make up? Can we do this again this year??)
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Village Idiot
Demoralization has taken the bite, all pun intended, out of JWs. We can pass by one or two of their corpses and they wouldn't even move. -
Giordano
Guys if we make it through the big A will we will need Hazmat suits to greet the newly resurrected?