Setting DA 2007 final talk from a bethelite heavy..........(This is what they wanted to say)
We are happy to report that once again Satan has been defeated in theocratic judicial warfare by settling the cases brought on the society by apostates who claim to have been molested by spirit directed elders in the congregations. (Applause)
We were able to silence these enemies of Jehovah by appealing to their greediness. (Applause)
Jehovah richly blesses his people as he has in times past by multiplying the riches and so the large amount of money that was paid out we are sure will be graciously replaced by Jehovah's spirit. (Applause)
You brothers have the opportunity to work in accord with that spirit and we are confident that this unscheduled outflow will be replaced through your generousity so that this spiritual warefare can continue. (Applause)
The Governing Body of Jehovahs Witnesses proposes the following resolution:
As one of Jehovah's witnesses I firmly resolve in my heart to donate $25.00, checks made payable to Watchtower, to further the advancement kingdom truth and theocratic warefare through the next year. I further resolve that whatever is asked of me I shall do it knowing that this spritual direction is coming from our God Jehovah through his Faithful and Discreet Slave from now into eternity. (Applause)
Thank you.
I should be a talk writer for the GB.
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