Ooooh, the Grand Boasting!
I look forward to Grand Boasting all year! I love the green beer and all the Leprechauns... Wrong holiday?
Ok, then I love dying the Boaster Eggs left by the Boaster Bunny and hunting for them to find the "new "light" inside em like a fortune cookie. Last year I got "next year there will be Kool-Ade".... That's not it either?
Boast of July? New light from the end of a roman candle? lots of heat and noise but it is gone rather quickly? Oooooh, generation change... Oooh, another...
Boastgiving? Stuff an apostate with old magazines and roast em 'til they are golden brown?
Ok, ok, ok, Boastmas!
Put up the boastmas tree! Instead of a star on top it's got a webcam so the washtowel can watch you dance around the tree!
Oh Joy!
I didn't forget Boast-O-Ween, because it already exists every day, they already dress up ridiculously and go door to door pranking people by foisting off magazines full of crap.
RD
I look forward to Grand Boasting all year! I love the green beer and all the Leprechauns... Wrong holiday?
Ok, then I love dying the Boaster Eggs left by the Boaster Bunny and hunting for them to find the "new "light" inside em like a fortune cookie. Last year I got "next year there will be Kool-Ade".... That's not it either?
Boast of July? New light from the end of a roman candle? lots of heat and noise but it is gone rather quickly? Oooooh, generation change... Oooh, another...
Boastgiving? Stuff an apostate with old magazines and roast em 'til they are golden brown?
Ok, ok, ok, Boastmas!
Put up the boastmas tree! Instead of a star on top it's got a webcam so the washtowel can watch you dance around the tree!
Oh Joy!
I didn't forget Boast-O-Ween, because it already exists every day, they already dress up ridiculously and go door to door pranking people by foisting off magazines full of crap.
RD