Omigod Terry!I had to read your post in two shifts. I cracked up so bad I couldn't finish it, and had to spend some time cleaning half my egg salad sandwich off the wall. Good thing I had a glass of water close by or I would have choked to death.You missed your calling as a stand-up comedian! Or maybe you've created a new genre, "the sit-down comedian". No wait, that was Shelly Berman.I think I'm gonna frame that one, and read it every time I feel a depression coming on. ROFLMAO 
You should think about doing a weekly installment. It'll be right alongside Blondie's "Comments You Won't Hear...." and Ozzie's Weekend Poll, I'm sure of it.After a year or two you could turn it into a book. Then we'll send a copy to each of the JW's. About the time they are able to stop laughing, they will suddenly realize they no longer believe. We'll call it "Terry's Transparency Treatment for Translating Tricky 'Truths' and Transcending Tortuous Tricksters with their Trifling Triviality, Truculant Tripe and Other Trappings." 

Rod P.



Rod P.