Tommy,You don't have to tell your mommy everyting you learn here. After all, she is an unbeliever. Now, since she won't let you see R rated movies, I have decided to have a special Sunday School session for you and the other kids in three weeks. I will be telling you all about a very special book of the Bible called the Song of Solomon.
If I have time, I will tell you a story about Lot and his two daughters.
If I have time, I will tell you a story about Lot and his two daughters.