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FMZ Re: Answers to elders who ask " Do you consider yourself one of JWs"
Here is one that really helped me (Karo syrup and a little food coloring go a looong way):
Elder: "So, Keith, do you consider yourself one of Jehovah's Witnesses?"
Me: "No, I cannot conscientiously do that until I get something off my chest"
Elder: "What would you like to get it off your chest?"
Me: "My skin." <takes out a knife rigged with a bulb of fake blood, and starts slicing at his chest>
Elder: <vomits>
Would never happen, but would get a great rise out of the elder!
FMZ
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FMZ	Re: Answers to elders who ask " Do you consider yourself one of JWs"
	Here is one that really helped me (Karo syrup and a little food coloring go a looong way): Elder: "So, Keith, do you consider yourself one of Jehovah's Witnesses?" Me: "No, I cannot conscientiously do that until I get something off my chest" Elder: "What would you like to get it off your chest?" Me: "My skin." <takes out a knife rigged with a bulb of fake blood, and starts slicing at his chest> Elder: <vomits> Would never happen, but would get a great rise out of the elder! FMZ
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