The Evil Apostate Fan Club

What if there were such a thing? What would it be like?

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Boys and girls of all ages, now you can join the Evil Apostate Fan Club. Be an evil apostate in your spare time. Warn your friends and neighbors when JWs come to your neighborhood. Instantly see through their flawed logic and circular arguments. Become immune to cult mind control. 

Membership includes:

Membership card -- Good for free hugs at any any Apostafest and instantly qualifies you for the Do Not Call list

Decoder Ring -- Encrypts your secret apostate messages and makes them JW proof

Pocket Calendar -- Good for all dates except 1872, 1874, 1878, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1941, 1975

Little Black Book of Contacts -- Replaces publisher's field service notebook

Secret Whistle -- Good for alerting neighbors to JWs in the neighborhood, but impossible to play any Kingdom Melody on it

Choice of T-Shirt -- Apostate Slut, Apostate Menace, Apostate Vixen, District Overbeer, Dub Girls Gone Wild, Door to Door No More, Apostate Hottie, Smurf Worshiper

Choice of Bumper Sticker -- I'm in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, I Brake for Apostafests, Jehovah's Witness Escapee, Borg Free 

Okay, anything else? Any other T-Shirt or bumper sticker slogans? Who would you nominate as the club officers? Any ideas for a logo?

Tammy

Oooo Oooo! I want a Smurf Worshiper T-shirt!

~Aztec

I like the bumper stickers!

Clever!

<<grabs a JW escapee bumper sticker and throws in a silentlambs T-shirt>>

runs off to find the nearest apostofest

Grand Guru

Franz

Vice-Gurus

Info-website owners who dole out meat at the proper time Vs the WT pablum (including our very own Simon)

Special Guest Speakers (The folks who work hard to expose the underbelly of the beast with an onslaught of their own words through postings rather than websites) 

What about the bumper sticker that says

 

Have you been shunned today.

 

 

Lisa

 

Mustang,

That's a good one!

Tammy

Aztec's new tag is "JWD Chat-Ho"