One more time, just for the record, I have never been a Jehovah's Witness. I really wish that those people wouldn't use dad and I to promote their own twisted ideas.
Oh, and just for the record, if I were to get disfellowshipped, I'd have a better chance of getting kicked out for all the poontang I used to get while down with you all. Thankfully birth control for me is easy and has only failed a few times (not saying anything definite but Kevin Smith and Paul Westerberg got their great talents from somewhere).