Why I'm not a dub:

We: “Maybe we can’t solve all of the world’s problems, but we’ve already solved plenty of them so far, and there are a lot more we can solve if we give more of ourselves to help our fellow humans.

Dubs: “We can’t solve all of the world’s problems, so why bother trying to solve ANY of them? We’ll just sell books, and you’d better buy them. Or our God will kill you.

We: “We have to go to war to preserve our liberty and security, but we will do everything possible to only fight the enemy and leave innocent civilians unharmed. If we capture an enemy, we will treat him humanely. After all, we are trying to be civilized.”

Dubs: “If you don’t buy our books, our God will smash your guts all over the sidewalk. And he’ll smash the guts of that baby you’re holding too. Buy our books.”

We: “We have a God-given right to freely express our thoughts and opinions.

Dubs: “You can only think and say what we tell you to think and say. And you’ll have to buy our books, or our God will kill you.”

We: “We have the freedom to pursue any type of employment we desire.”

Dubs: “We have the right to tell you what kind of job you can and cannot have. Not only that, we have the right to tell you who you can and cannot marry, how you must conduct any courtship, what kind of sex you may and may not have, and when we so deem, whether you should even get married or have children or not. If you don’t do as we say, our God will kill you.”

Jesus: “Take my yoke. It is kindly and light.”

Dubs: “Take my yoke and if you choke on it, it is your own fault. And if you complain or slacken, our God will kill you.”

We: “You are worthy as a human; you are a special and unique individual.”

Dubs: “You are unworthy to live if you don’t sell our books and barely worthy even if you do.”

We: “We are all brothers on this planet.”

Dubs: “We have brothers in our religion and we have enemies in our religion. The rest of you are all Satanic, and our God will kill you.”

We: “We have conquered smallpox and other fatal diseases and saved hundreds of millions of lives.”

Dubs: “We have conquered 6 million people and their minds.”

We: “We have saved millions of lives with blood.”

Dubs: “We have killed tens of thousands of lives without blood.”

We: “We have brought human freedoms to much of this planets.”

WTS: “And we have used those freedoms to deprive freedoms from those who worship us.”

We: “We may not agree with what you say, but will defend to our deaths your right to say it.”

Dubs: “If you do not agree with what we say, you are dead to us and our God will slaughter you.”

We: “Life is a joy.”

Dubs: “Life is pathetic.”

We: “Honor one another.”

Dubs: “Honor us.”

We: “Charity begins at home.”

Dubs: “Charity begins at the contribution box. And don’t forget to BUY OUR BOOKS, or OUR GOD WILL KILL YOU.”

Farkel

"I didn't mean what I meant."

Hey Farkel,

Yes indeedy.

That about sums up the JW outlook on things.

For some strange reason I have the urge to buy books now though.

neyank

Farkel,

The sick thing about your list is, that is just how I felt when I was a DUB!

TR

I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!

Well said bro.Farkel,

I stopped being a dub 'cos Armaggedon just wasn't happn'n for me, know what i mean? I kept not being a dub 'cos of all the free sex, beer and christmas cake .. or was it that i learned to stand up and take responsibility for my own destiny? lol

unc who wonders how many farkels are still trapped in the blacktower? (well no farkels, but millions not now living ;)

Farkel,
I liked that.

That one scripture about God could have used rocks to cry out always shamed me. But maybe his message would have been more convincing coming from rocks, eh?

Kristen

free to be me

I couldn't be a dub since I won't shave my beard off and I like fine long filler cigars too much.

Randy

scally,

Oh, just chill out, will ya? You were totally out-of-line to bash Alan over what was a joke of his. When I pointed that out, you came after me. I did not reveal any information that could possibly identify you. Hell, you already admitted publicly on H20 that you indulged in weed. You never told me that personally, because I never asked you about it. Lots of people on this forum have also publically admitted it. Big deal. The other little tidbit was no big deal, either. Besides that, I only left that part of the post up for a few hours before I deleted it.

Did you delete your uncalled-for attack on Alan or me, or apologize to him? I'd be willing to bet you didn't.

I'm sure you can find a lot more important things to add drama to your life than this.

Farkel

"I didn't mean what I meant."

Interesting Farkel, that you saw it as a bash. Like I said...fuck off. I just want people to realize that anything they reveal to ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES is subject to be USED AGAINST that person. YOU CAN NOT BE TRUSTED. Does not matter what I said to him, it was our business. For you to USE that pathetic excuse is a great WITNESS to any one who may THINK THEY CAN TRUST YOU. No excuses Farkel. You know it too. You're just having too much fun with it all.

You do not impress me. You think I will bow down and suck your balls? All you men who came from that ROT leave serious questions in MY mind. You want people here to lick you up and like it. Not me. Call me emotional drama queen all you like dipfucker. It does not hurt anymore. You mf's can not penetrate me; in ANY WAY, ANY MORE. Whether it's your dick or your blistering tongue, I ain't gonna swallow your poison anymore. WATCHTOWER OR NOT, I won't be raped again by you assholes.

If you could be so honest as to let someone know in the beginning that you really don't give a shit; you're just listening to puff your pride up and later be able to say how many people you "helped" out of that shithole. They have no clue they are risking everything.

Unc, no comment.

sKally

That should be extended, well refined, and then printed and handed out to JWs - left in their letter box etc. Y'all should use those skills that you acquired from goin from house to house - and don't think that it wouldn't work, I imagine it'd be quite a kafufel.

I think I've asked this before, whose in charge of this website ?
Can a new section be made for contributions to effective anti-literature ?

Bang

farkel -

simply beautiful. but you forgot one -

We: We believe a fundamental right of children should be to grow up innocent and free of ravaging by pedophiles. We will make sure all of those perverts are brought to justice. We shall comfort victims and lionize crusaders like Silentlamb's as the heros they turly are.

Dubs: We will comfort and shield pedophiles becuase exposing them hurts our book sales. We will demonize those like Silentlamb's who try to expose pedophiles. We shall beat victims while lionizing the perverts who rape them. Buy our books or our God Jehovah will KILL you.

-uncy