freespirit, when you admitted oral sex ... did any of the spiritual elders fight over with whom should meet with you in private at your home to ... uh, give counsel and maybe go over a few scriptures while going over all the vivid details?
Elder #1: Sister Freespirit has admitted to performing oral sex.
Elder #2: Oh, really?
Elder #3: She did?
Elder #4: Is that so?
Elder #1: She feels no remorse. Who should go speak with her at her home in private?
All: HERE I AM! SEND ME! SEND ME!