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Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person?

    Swan Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:20:00 GMT (11/23/2004) edit

    Malawi

    Post 2213 of 3427
    Since 7/26/2002

    Consider the following...

    MJ moonwalks; JC walks on water. Coincidence?

    JC looks different in all of his pictures (compare Michaelangelo's Last Supper with Listening to the Great Teacher); MJ looks different in all of his pictures. Coincidence?

    JC was reviled in court; MJ was lectured by the judge. Coincidence?

    Satan tempted JC to throw himself down from a building; MJ dangles his son over the balcony. Coincidence?

    MJ called his pet chimp Bubbles; the same nickname JC gave to Mary Magdalene! Coincidence?

    JC talked to a woman at a well; MJ would do well to spend more time talking to women. Coincidence?

    JC takes the time to feed the masses loaves and fishes; MJ takes the time to give the masses his autograph. Coincidence?

    JC at his baptism is visited by a single dove; MJ at his concert wears a single glove. Coincidence?

    JC was half human and at his resurrection could not be beat; MJ sang "Beat It" and looks like Ripley's half alien baby in "Alien Resurrection." Coincidence?

    Think about it!

    Tammy
    Doubtfully Yours Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:29:00 GMT (11/23/2004) edit


    United States Florida

    Post 955 of 2734
    Since 8/8/2003

    Much too much idle time in your hands.  Please get to something constructive at once!

    DY
    Greenpalmtreestillmine Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:31:00 GMT (11/23/2004) edit



    Post 255 of 440
    Since 1/3/2001

    Swan,

    LOL, no I disgree!

    Sabrina
    redhotchilipepper Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:55:00 GMT (11/28/2004) edit



    Post 12 of 390
    Since 10/15/2004
    Oh my gosh, I don't know but the title sure caught my attention. Holy poop. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that one.
    googlemagoogle Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:22:00 GMT (11/29/2004) edit




    Post 122 of 1171
    Since 6/14/2004
    then google said unto swan: almost thou persuadest me to be a jacksian!
    teejay Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:56:00 GMT (11/29/2004) edit

    United States

    Post 6001 of 6106
    Since 3/1/2001
    MJ called his pet chimp Bubbles; the same nickname JC gave to Mary Magdalene!
    That was wrong!





    ezekiel3 Coincidence indeed posted Mon, 29 Nov 2004 12:10:00 GMT (11/29/2004) edit




    Post 373 of 1310
    Since 5/3/2004

    You are not the first...
    Jackson had by now become an almost mythical figure, and like most myths he attracted hyperbole. A group of Jehovah's Witnesses announced that he was the Messiah
    Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/events/blackhistory/michaeljackson.shtml
    Abaddon Re: Is Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson one and the same person? posted Mon, 29 Nov 2004 12:51:00 GMT (11/29/2004) edit


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