A blonde went to Pizza Hut to get an order. The guy behind the counter asked her - "Do you want me to cut it into six or twelve slices"?
She answered - "Oh, please cut it into six slices. I'm on a diet; and I could never eat twelve slices"!
A guy came home and found his blonde wife painting the kitchen. Strangely enough, she was wearing a fur coat and an expensive denim jacket. The guy asked his wife why she hadn't put on an old tee-shirt. The wife showed him the paint can, and said: "Can't you read? It says right here - 'For best results, put on two coats.'"
Two blondes are in a parking lot. They have locked their keys in their car and are trying to use a coat-hanger to open the door. The first one asks - "Did you manage to open it yet."
Her friend answers, "No. Not yet."
Then the first one yells: "Well, hurry up! It's about to rain and the f***ing top is down!"
Blonde girl A is standing on a river bank sees blonde girl B on the opposite river bank. Blonde girl A wants to cross over the river, so she yells over to blonde girl B - "Hey, how do I get to the other side"?
Blonde girl B replies - "What do you mean?. You are on the other side"!!!
Once there was a blond who was a contestant in a beauty pagent. The officials running the pagent thought that the winner should have both beauty and brains, so they came up with a list of questions. One of the judges asked the blond - "What's the capitol of Wisconsin"? At first, the blonde was stumped. Then, squealing with delight, she yelled - "Ooohh! I know!! The capitol of Wisconsin is 'W'"!!!