Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of a Southern California town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos reads his sign. 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, 'No wonder you only get 2-3 dollars a day.'

Carlos asks, 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign.

It reads, 'I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.'

J.T rascist jokes come from ignorant, low I.Q people, who's parents and family did not teach them any respect for other, less fortunate folks, do you know any black jokes? Or disabled Jokes maybe?...............you probably don't realize in the rest of the world people are cracking jokes about Americans.....nice job man, well done.

Snakes would you crack a "Black" joke at a meeting where 95% of the people were black...and then say "What?....It was just a Joke!"

T.J joking about a nameless Witness person with a dress stuck in her crack....funny!  Making a joke about how Americans would pay good money to get Mexicans out of their country is rascist and bad taste....don't you see a difference?  Tell that joke in a Mexican Bar on your next trip and see what happens.

I choose to take that joke in the context that it's a jab at illegal immigration. You can't say anything in this country anymore without being decried as a racist.

Personally, I would be willing to pay hard-earned cash to see an end to all of these illegal squatters who are destroying our economy. Send 'em ALL back from whence they came. Mexicans, Russians, Koreans, WHOMEVER!. If you are in this country illegally, GET OUT. It's not a matter of race, it's a matter of homeland security.

OK... I apologize for any offense I caused to anyone here, including you, 007.  

That said, I think you need to learn to take people at their word when they say they're not racist, not come back with "maybe you're not"... but I am truly sorry I offended you.

Now, may I suggest that, since this thread offends you, you go find another to read?  I really wouldn't want to get you all worked up... really.  And, I'll be more careful about my jokes... really.

 I used to be a blond too, and I was never offended by blond jokes either. Wish I could remember some to share with you.

Momz,

That was funny as hell!

TJ

TJ, i have to hijack your thread for one minute. Sorry! I am out of New Topics!

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