When your hungry when your Really hungry ....WHY STOP at eating dung theres better food out there! Like soylent green...err ...people!!!
Ezek 1:1- Now it came to pass in the 30th yr OF WHAT???
1:4-Ez sees a possible UFO
1:5-10 Ez sees a bunch of creatures
1:27- Sees GOds loins
2:9- God tells him to eat a scroll
3:14 The Spirit lifts him up in the air and transports him to a river where he sits for 7 days
3:20 If a good person does something wrong after God "lays a stumbling block before him," then God will kill him. "He shall die in his sin" and whatever good he has done will be forgotten
3:24 The spirit (of God?) enters Ezekiel, ties him up, and makes his tongue stick to the roof of his mouth so that he could no longer speak
4:4-9 God makes Ezekiel lay on his right side for 390 days, and then on his left side for another 40 days. "And thou shalt not turn thee from one side to another, till thou hast ended the days." I'll bet he had some killer bed sores after that
4:9 bread It's supposed to be made according to the recipe given in this verse and is said to be a complete meal that satisfies all nutritional requirements. I guess that's how Ezekiel managed to survive 390 days lying on his side and eating only this bread. It seems like pretty darned good bread to me, too, but I can't wait until they start making bread using the procedure described in Ezekiel 4:12.
4:12 everyone Punished with drough and famine
5:1 God tells Ezekiel to shave his head and beard, divide the cut hair into thirds, burn one portion, smite the second portion about with a knife, and scatter the third in the wind.
OKAY HERES THE REALLY INTRESTING PART: CANABALISM!!!
5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their father(JER 19:9)