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drew saganRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!


Can't wait!
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tanRe: Re: Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
Hilarious...If you took that s*** (no pun intended - lol) to the elders or others in the hall they would think your stupid ass was crazy!!!  We do!Idiot!
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Mr BenRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Hahahaha! Yup, the Wholly Babble sure is THE BOOK to follow for enlightenment!

Welcome!

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BONEZZRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Hello Brother 4th Witness,

Would you be so kind as to study with me?

-BONEZZ

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sacoltonRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
Boy, we're in trouble now. 
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RubaDubRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

I saw Emeril preparing those one evening on his show.

Rub a Dub

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4THWITNESSRe: Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

4thwitness is now going to comment on some of your posts:

Hortensia cannot deny 4thwitness, she even said herself "......I just love....[4thwitness]"

Fadeout also cannot fight the truth of 4thwitness when he himself said with his own words "4th Witness is.....Neato."

4thwitness is glad that some can see the truth, but bigboi exposed himself as an opposer when he said in his own words "Well that certainly left a "stain" on my brain [because I am a godless apostate]"

AuldSoul cannot deny the truth of 4thwitness when he said "I love....[4thwitness].....best....ever....]

The godlessness of this forum is apparent when your own member kerj2leev said "Nudity is....allowed."

The power of 4thwitness is evident because after reading my powerful message joebin said "I'm gonna.....eat shit!"

Tan cannot deny the power of 4thwitness when he himself said "If you took that s*** to the elders or others in the hall they would think your [a powerful truth speaker]! We do!"

The power of 4thwitnesses message has already yielded a disciple in BONEZZ requested 4thwitness to study with him. 4thwitness does not personally study with people, he will be printing a journal that you can read and follow that will teach you how to understand the Bible without confusion.

Stay tuned for more exposing!
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AK - JeffRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Oh Shit!  Laugh out Flippin' Loud!

My day is made!

Jeff

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BONEZZRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

PRAISE THE LORD FOR SENDING 4TH WITNESS TO US!  I will await your journalistic endeavors with the same eagerness I await a prostate exam.

- Disciple BONEZZ

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chrisjoelRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

When your hungry when your Really hungry ....WHY STOP at eating dung theres better food out there! Like soylent green...err ...people!!!

Ezek 1:1- Now it came to pass in the 30th yr OF WHAT???
1:4-Ez sees a possible UFO
1:5-10 Ez sees a bunch of creatures
1:27- Sees GOds loins
2:9- God tells him to eat a scroll
3:14 The Spirit lifts him up in the air and transports him to a river where he sits for 7 days
3:20 If a good person does something wrong after God "lays a stumbling block before him," then God will kill him. "He shall die in his sin" and whatever good he has done will be forgotten
3:24 The spirit (of God?) enters Ezekiel, ties him up, and makes his tongue stick to the roof of his mouth so that he could no longer speak
4:4-9 God makes Ezekiel lay on his right side for 390 days, and then on his left side for another 40 days. "And thou shalt not turn thee from one side to another, till thou hast ended the days." I'll bet he had some killer bed sores after that
4:9 bread It's supposed to be made according to the recipe given in this verse and is said to be a complete meal that satisfies all nutritional requirements. I guess that's how Ezekiel managed to survive 390 days lying on his side and eating only this bread. It seems like pretty darned good bread to me, too, but I can't wait until they start making bread using the procedure described in Ezekiel 4:12.
4:12 everyone Punished with drough and famine
5:1 God tells Ezekiel to shave his head and beard, divide the cut hair into thirds, burn one portion, smite the second portion about with a knife, and scatter the third in the wind.

OKAY HERES THE REALLY INTRESTING PART: CANABALISM!!!

5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their father(JER 19:9)

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journey-onRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
I will scatter dung upon YOUR faces, the dung of YOUR festivals;

Those must have been some festivals!  (Sounds more like a drunken free-for-all!)  Evidently, they didn't have porta-potties back then.

Welcome 4th Witness ---- It's rare that a first-time poster posts in the "Humor" section.  Look forward to more of your literal "preaching".

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Billy the Ex-BetheliteRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Billy would like to welcome 4THWITNESS to JWD. Billy found the opening post and the later reply to be, respectively, craptastic and pooplicious.

Could 4THWITNESS be leader of the promised "celebrated JW scholars" class, or should we expect another?

B the X

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Quirky1Re: Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
Just puhlease don't expose yourself....I've had enough humor for one day.
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HortensiaRe: Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
my stomach hurts from laughing. can you heal me, 4th witness? By the way, where are the other three witnesses?
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FadeoutRe: Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
So is it a compliment to call him full of shite?
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momzcrazyRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Momz not the only crazy one here!!

Here's our theme song 4th:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXZMZ-XvvzI

momzcrazy

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DJKRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

I didn't think this guy was coming back. He must have been busy with his friend's.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I1RHmSm36aE

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KennesonRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!
O.K.  We have the two witnesses of the Book of Revelation and we have 3d Witness of U.N. fame and now 4th witness.  How many more witnesses can the world take?
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Seeker4Re: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

4thWitness, I bow before you. Really I do! NO shit!

You are awesome - and likely not a newbie here on JWD. Reveal yourself!

S4

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joebinRe: 4TH WITNESS is here to expose! Apostates Beware!

Are you inspired or spirit directed??

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