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Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!)

    crazyblondeb Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 18:53:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United States Missouri

    Post 3765 of 5278
    Since 4/29/2005

    The Hormone Guide
    Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
    Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

     

    DANGEROUS:

    SAFER:

    SAFEST:

    ULTRA SAFE:

    What's for dinner?

    Can I help you with dinner?

    Where would you like to go for dinner?

    Here, have some wine.

    Are you wearing that?

    Wow, you sure look good in brown!

    WOW! Look at you!

    Here, have some wine

    What are you so worked up about?

    Could we be overreacting?

    Here's my pay check.

    Here, have some wine.

    Should you be eating that?

    You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

    Here, have some wine.

    What did you DO all day?

    I hope you didn't over-do it today.

    I've always loved you in that robe!

    Here, have some wine ..

     



    13 Things PMS Stands For:
    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweat pants
    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff
    and my favoriteone

    13. Potential Murder Suspect

    Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
    ...Or men who need a warning.

    And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
    dinah Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 18:56:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United States Alabama

    Post 3087 of 5584
    Since 12/6/2005

    Good one, Crazyblondie.

    Pass my shotgun is my fave.

     
    Alpaca Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United States Ohio

    Post 283 of 371
    Since 2/11/2007

    Very phunny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Didn't you ever hear of this one?:

    PMS = Putting-up with Men's Shit
    Hope4Others Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:03:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    Canada

    Post 1678 of 4390
    Since 1/28/2008

    Very good Crazyblonde,

    lol

    PMS = Putting-up with Men's Shit

    Or  "Punish my spouse"

    Cheers!

    hope4others
    brinjen Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:22:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    Australia Northern Territory

    Post 5703 of 6893
    Since 4/28/2007
     Can't decide which one I like better; 'Pass my shotgun' or 'Potential murder suspect'. Both seem to apply just as well.
    NewYork44M Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:26:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    Taiwan

    Post 1557 of 2005
    Since 2/21/2002
    Crazyblonde, here have some wine(just in case)
    Uzzah Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:28:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    Johnston Atoll (U.S.)

    Post 1790 of 1938
    Since 1/22/2003

    LOL

    heading to the basement to start making more wine
    free2think Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:30:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United Kingdom England

    Post 3913 of 5180
    Since 1/2/2007

    LMAO thanks CBB.

     
    crazyblondeb Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:32:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United States Missouri

    Post 3770 of 5278
    Since 4/29/2005
    Crazyblonde, here have some wine(just in case)

    heading to the basement to start making more wine

    Good answers guys!!!!!!

    Now, I'll be ready for that wine about 5 pm CST!! Got the grandkids till then.....

    then it's on...like donkey kong!!
    frankiespeakin Re: Idoit's guide to hormones....... (yes, for you men!!) posted Fri, 09 May 2008 19:49:00 GMT (5/9/2008) edit


    United States California

    Post 5992 of 6406
    Since 9/9/2003
    Have some wine works for me,,,along with make up sex.
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