Funny points but ponder these:
the reason the government can track the cow is because it was tagged and every time it gets moved from one place to another, the tag number is noted and tracked. Although perfectly workable I think there would be some objections to doing this with humans.
A number of tin pot governments around the world use constitutions that are very much like ours. But they don't work if the people don't want to make them work.
Lawyers: We all hate them when they're lying, stealing etc, except when they're lying stealing etc FOR us.