"It's The Truth!" (A Poetic Retrospective of the Watchtower Society)

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  • Confession
    Confession

    Had a long plane trip this past weekend (L.A. to NYC roundtrip,) so decided to write this piece. Hope you have the patience to read it. I enjoyed putting it together!

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    "It's The Truth!"

    I found them one day on my porch

    Speaking words from the Bible, their buddy

    These persuasive words lit a torch

    It was then I agreed to a study

    Just how should I feel? Were they for real?

    Or just drunk on gin and vermouth?

    Figured it was their dime, I’ll give it some time

    And find out if this was “The Truth”

    And so I embraced this endeavor

    Many things I’d believed ripped to pieces

    They told me I could live forever

    Yes a world where life never ceases

    There were dates they had found; it all seemed quite sound

    Were they prophets or sayers of sooth?

    Vengeance is mine; a composite sign

    I think this just might be “The Truth”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    What better pursuit?

    It’s God’s only truth, so they say

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    If it’s not just a ruse

    I’ll get baptized the very next day!

    To the Hall of the Kingdom I skate

    Watchtower with pre-printed questions

    Answers there in the text, this is great!

    Present truth; these aren’t just suggestions

    There were more magazines with paradise scenes

    Old ones going back to their youth

    They said, “It’s God’s Word,” so I followed the herd

    I guess they’re all right, it’s “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    Meanwhile Brooklyn’s Governing Body

    Found mistakes in all of their dating

    Foundational claims were all shoddy

    The tension was now elevating

    Dear God in Heaven, there’s no six-oh-seven?

    Nineteen fourteen now gone in a poof!

    Said Knorr in his tow’r, “We’ll lose all our pow’r

    To our story we’ll stick, it’s “The Truth!””

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    There were teachings on hell, soul and trinity

    There was preaching to do door-to-door

    You’ll live right up to infinity

    If you put in more hours, so do more!

    We’re right at the brink; don’t take time to think

    It’s best to be “Steadfast Like Ruth”

    “Don’t give way to doubts,” the Society spouts

    Let’s all just believe it’s “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    Something shocking to fathers and mothers

    Barb Anderson saw secret files

    Mixed in with the sisters and brothers

    Tens of thousands of sick pedophiles

    Protect human dirt, instead blame the hurt

    With millions more kids to molest

    Had I been a fool? A two-witness rule

    Guess the Watchtower always knows best

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Don’t give them the boot

    Find reasons for letting them stay

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Those governing coots

    They like to let pervs get away!

    There once was a strict rule on blood

    Transfusions, oh no, not a lick

    Till the press started slinging some mud

    And now for a magical trick!

    Seems Bethel took actions, now we can take fractions

    Yes fractions until we turn puce

    Whole blood is the pits, so take it in bits

    Just not all at once, it’s “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    It is absolute

    So many are dead in the grave

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    The dead are now mute

    "The Truth" from the Faithful Wise Slave!

    For years the U.N. they would dub

    Image of the evil Wild Beast

    Up against this bad Beast they did rub

    Till they were found out, what a feast!

    Full fledged N.G.O, the horns they did blow

    How could they be so uncouth!

    A library card? To swallow was hard

    But worry not, friends, this is “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    Russell wrote ‘Beware org’nization’

    Let’s keep things open and free

    But the Judge liked to call down damnation

    And list rules as tall as a tree

    Listen to me, or dee-effed you will be

    In our group you should find Social Proof

    Your conscience we’ll bind, you can’t change your mind

    We’ll shun you right fast; it’s “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    Mental programming and Group Dynamics

    Are effective but often cause stressing

    So many Jay-Dub alcoholics

    Deep down find their lives so depressing

    Keep your noses to grinders and put on your blinders

    Drink a fifth of cold Absolut

    If you’re badly blue, the fault is with you

    It has to be, this is “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s drink to the Truth

    Our lives filling up with dismay

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Time to break out the hootch

    We need to get numb right away!

    Ray Franz had a Crisis of Conscience

    Decided to lay down his cards

    But the boys did express their abhorrence

    “Evil Slave” and “apostate” they charged!

    “Deep research” is taboo; they’ll label you too

    Just ask Brother Carl Olof Jonsson

    “Keep Your Eyes on the Prize”; accept all our lies

    Or we’ll shun you from Spain to Wisconsin!

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    They don’t like us going to college

    Lest Satan’s world should us seduce

    It is only now that I acknowledge

    It’s to keep us real dumb and obtuse

    Keep dusting and sweeping, stay in our safekeeping

    From birth till you’re long in the tooth

    Don’t plan to retire; the end will transpire

    Armageddon will come, it’s “The Truth!”

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Let’s be resolute

    Tho the Truth changes from day to day

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    Tho it might not compute

    We’ll call it “The Truth” anyway!

    I bid every Jay-Double-You

    To give yourself full permission

    To conduct a thorough review

    Of the facts and your mental condition

    If you keep dismissing, you’re cognitive dissing

    Inspect things as if you’re a sleuth

    Research all the data from alpha to beta

    There’s no doubt you’ll find the real truth!

    It’s the Truth, it’s the Truth!

    It was never the Truth

    Indoctrinat-ed were our minds

    Not the Truth, not the Truth!

    So for you we will root

    That a good life you one day will find!

    -Confession

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    An amazing piece. A work of art. Thank you for sharing it with the rest of us.

    Now that's the truth.

    Stealth453

  • Confession
    Confession

    No, Stealth. Thank YOU for reading it.

    Confession

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    This is the kind of poetry I can get down to. Good work.

  • ICBehindtheCurtain
    ICBehindtheCurtain

    WOW Confession, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!, Thanks, I enjoyed that, and you said the TRUTH!

    IC

  • Confession
    Confession

    Thanks, SirNose and ICB. Thanks for taking the time to read it.

  • Gill
    Gill

    That's totally BRILLIANT Confession!

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    Fantastic....really appreciate you sharing this with us.

    DB74

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    That is awesome! My favourite verse:

    There were dates they had found; it all seemed quite sound

    Were they prophets or sayers of sooth?

    Vengeance is mine; a composite sign

    I think this just might be “The Truth”

    You totally grasp and convey the way that people become snared - bit by bit!

  • Confession
    Confession

    Gill, DB1974, & Crumpet... Much appreciated. I keep thinking I'd like to record it (as I have a recording studio and voiceovers are my line of work,) but it would be so much better if--at least the refrain--were sung by a group of men and women, as if in a Kingdom Hall. Maybe one day I'll bring my field recorder to an apostafest and some can help me do that.

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