Will we someday read,
"Two-year-old Lisa explains how she came to appreciate the value of purposeful study and meditation: “After my baptism in 1994, I was quite active in the truth for about two years. I attended all the Christian meetings, devoted from 30 to 40 hours per month to the field ministry, and associated with fellow Christians. Then I started to drift away, distracted by Sponge Bob Squarepants." - the Watchtower, sometime, somewhere