Not necessarily!
How is this?.... (in my best obama voice)
Last week I was in Indianna, where I talked to a little fifth grade African-American hispanic gulf war veteran who told me she was sick and tired of fighting the government for better health care. A few days later I was in Nashville Tennessee, where I worked for an afternoon on an assembly line with a 90 year old latino polish immigrant from Kenya. She spoke to me about her dream for the future, where all Americans young and old would be able to dance with a King Cobra and play the xylophone on the jawbone of a live shark. Well friends, I am here to tell you today that as your leader, Jesus Christ, will put an end to all your suffering. All your groaning. This is not a dream! It is a re-al-ity. That's right friends. I said. RE - AL - I - TY. Vote for God's Kingdom today.
But in order for you to get there, you need to go out and tell others about this!
And fill out these little slips at the end of each month! We don't trust you!
And never celebrate another birthday again! Or anything else for that matter! Except your wedding anniversary! Not married? Too bad, sucker!
And you might need get up here on stage and talk to other brain washed people about the same poop every once in a while! And you sisters.... you need to pretend you're talking to a regular person and help them to be brainwashed just like us!
Then we all need to sit around and judge each other, secretly, and then publicly. We need to show superficial conditional love to each other too, and if anybody ever realizes we are all living a lie, that one is to be punished and silenced!
Amen!
The Oracle