It's even more ridiculous than I thought it would be.They want to show how separate they are from the world but the thing sounds like a political campaign.For instance:

Note to the speaker:

While making it evident that Jehovah's Witnesses are striclty neutral as to the world's politics, explain in prac-tical (why did they spell it like this ?) terms why God's Kingdom is far superior to any human government.Contrast the abilities of Jesus Christ with the limitations of human rulers.

WHAT THE RULE BY JESUS CHRIST WILL ACCOMPLISH

The Economy

Disaster Preparedness

Health Care

Protection

Ecology

JESUS CHRIST-EMINENTLY QUALIFIED TO RULE MANKIND

TAKE YOUR STAND FOR THE MESSIANIC KINGDOM

It's all quite bland and sounds like the WT's very own political campaign.

Not necessarily!

How is this?.... (in my best obama voice)

Last week I was in Indianna, where I talked to a little fifth grade African-American hispanic gulf war veteran who told me she was sick and tired of fighting the government for better health care. A few days later I was in Nashville Tennessee, where I worked for an afternoon on an assembly line with a 90 year old latino polish immigrant from Kenya. She spoke to me about her dream for the future, where all Americans young and old would be able to dance with a King Cobra and play the xylophone on the jawbone of a live shark. Well friends, I am here to tell you today that as your leader, Jesus Christ, will put an end to all your suffering. All your groaning. This is not a dream! It is a re-al-ity. That's right friends. I said. RE - AL - I - TY. Vote for God's Kingdom today.

But in order for you to get there, you need to go out and tell others about this!

And fill out these little slips at the end of each month! We don't trust you!

And never celebrate another birthday again! Or anything else for that matter! Except your wedding anniversary! Not married? Too bad, sucker!

And you might need get up here on stage and talk to other brain washed people about the same poop every once in a while! And you sisters.... you need to pretend you're talking to a regular person and help them to be brainwashed just like us!

Then we all need to sit around and judge each other, secretly, and then publicly. We need to show superficial conditional love to each other too, and if anybody ever realizes we are all living a lie, that one is to be punished and silenced!

Amen!

The Oracle

 Is that really in there??  That would make for an interesting talk.

I notice that everything they want the speaker to say is in the outline.  They admonish the speaker to adhere closely to the outline.  First, they want the speaker to take all of three minutes to bash the existing governments (some of which do indeed deserve to be bashed, but not for the listed reasons).

Now, the next 16 minutes are full of the supposed benefits of the Kingdom.  Here are some of the real benefits:  Poverty, stagnation, people working more than 18 hours a day, 7 days a week and sacrificing more than 90% of the fruitage of their labor to some higher cause, people not being optimally satisfied or fulfilled, and no personal accomplishments.  They will lie about people being happy under the listed conditions, when the truth is that most people would stagnate.  And, instead of people properly taking all the credit for the good they accomplish, they give that to God.

Now, what would actually happen if Jesus were to rule the earth?  Remember, Jesus wanted to free people from the religious system (and the political system that was also keeping mankind from reaching its full potential).  I have reason to believe that Jesus, if he were actually ruling, would have the policy of no initiatory force or fraud.  That includes the Watchtower Society (look what Jesus did to the religious leaders that were initiating force and fraud--he didn't tolerate it for long!).  And, people would be able to rightly take credit for what they produce and create.  That is not what the Watchtower Society wants people to think about this kingdom.

There is one possible type of person that is able to successfully fix our governments (and, Ted Jaracz is NOT in that class).  The person would have to take a stand against all the regulators that are usurping their power.  The Federal Reserve system has to go.  So do most of the government regulatory agencies (not to worry:  the private sector can regulate things by evaluating products and posting the results, which would force companies to fix Not Acceptable products).  This person would also have to pass an amendment explicitly banning another power from ever growing such out of control regulators again.  Funding for such groups would be totally eliminated.  Eventually, the free market would, out of pure competition, fix all the problems that man has gotten in.

Don't think that is possible?  Look at what science is doing today, even with the FDA in the way, about aging.  Back 10 years ago, they didn't have much idea about what causes aging.  Now they are getting a handle on it.  Look at the computer industry:  back in 1970, a 4 kB system was unaffordable except for the very rich.  Now, 4 kB is laughable--we are looking at 4 GB systems in the $2,000 price range.  I believe that such moves are entirely feasible wholly through the free market system, and would be provided by the free market given half a chance.

Don't look for that solution to be given at the Kingdumb Hells!

Didn't they prattle on with this same old stuff back in th 90's....80's......70's........60's..........50's........ 

At least it's only half an hour now.  The real benfit is your arse is not quite as numb as your brain when all's said and done.