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DannyHaszard'DA BIRDS' will getcha!


My reason for this thread is to provide a bird food backup source growing up JW da birds were big.If i misbehaved as a small child my adult JW family members would 'put the fear of jehovah in me' by reminding me of jehovah & da birds.
 
Da birds will getcha!
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A few words for Mr. Rember
Idaho Mountain Express and Guide, ID -8 hours ago
The Watchtower Lady-or Jehovah's Witness that visited your (Express columnist John Rember) home the other day does have an opinion about the President of the ...
 
 
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
A few words for Mr. Rember

The Watchtower Lady-or Jehovah's Witness that visited your (Express columnist John Rember) home the other day does have an opinion about the President of the Association of Moral Pygmies.
 
And she does not believe that she will be able to approach him after Armageddon because he will be destroyed as he is morally corrupt and does not serve Jehovah by going to the meetings and attending meetings with the JWs for five hours a week.
 
What she might be thinking as she goes to hisdoor is that since he probably will be destroyed by Jehovah due to his wickedness (providing a veritable feast for the birds), that she might want to hoof it over there real quick after Armageddon and claim his beautiful and pricey abandoned house as her own. After all, he won't need it anymore.
 
Shelly Crawford
Lakewood, Wash.

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The Television  History channel topic was playing on TV on the cult of radical islam instigating WW 3 (armageddon)
Now how is the Watchtower cult any better?
 
COC Ray Franz overheard his uncle Watchtower top leader Fred Franz describe the Billion(s) of children rendered 'bird food' at armageddon as [quote] "..well little nits they grow up to be big nits"[unquote]
 
Many times returning to the vehicle after being rejected by a 'goat' my elder dad would say;"well i like that home after armageddon we will rake out their bones and move in"
 
I was indoctrinated with this hard core supremacist shit from birth,it is truly a triumph of human spirit that i was able to turn it all around.-Danny Haszard
 
 Favorite quote from an elder at the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses Rockland Massachusetts "..there 'R seven birds for every human."
 
Circa 1967 my Father Kenneth Haszard congregation servant at the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses Bridgewater Massachusetts visited the Quincy Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses with wife Mary Ann Haszard and 3 children Danny,Timothy and Darlene Haszard to give the "Armageddon" public talk and featured a  2' X 4' black and white version of this above ghastly image as his  obedient family sat in the front row center.
 
I am witness of all this Watchtower demented & demonic supremacist shit
 
footnote-Oh,get this the #1 theme of the Rockland cong was not who's out there proclaiming the warning message but who was the f**king most cool yuppie cat with the most toys
 
 
 
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ZicoRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
At what point do the birds become vegetarian?
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HonestyRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

JW's are pissing their britches because Armageddon is taking soooo loooong to start. They can't wait to move in the big multimillion dollar shacks that are scattered all over the mountainsides around here.

What they haven't thought about yet is that after Armageddon the elders will throw the publishers outta those fine houses and move their broods in. If the publishers moan too much they will find out firsthand how theWatchtower Jehovah metes out justice in the 'New System' after Watchtower leaders install themselves as 'Glorious' World Rulers.

Meanwhile, JW's continue to grow old and die just like they always have.

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ClamRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
"..well little nits they grow up to be big nits"[

This shows not only a lack of moral decency but a lack of understanding of "nature and nurture." Surely small children could be raised by loving JW parents in paradise and become true Christian Witnessesä? Or maybe the children of the unrighteous might grow up to sully Paradiseä. . .

Oh and I though nits were eggs and grew into lice. Am I mistaken?

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DannyHaszardRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
My reason for this thread is to provide a bird food backup source growing up JW da birds were big.If i misbehaved as a small child my adult JW family members would 'put the fear of jehovah in me' by reminding me of jehovah & da birds.

WHY? Because Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower cult apologist trolls deny and lie all over the web that they ever even considered such macabre shit and revile me as a 'mental case'.

 GHOULS FOR GOD Rev 19:17

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DannyHaszardRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
 
  
 
 
 
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lovelylilRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

Danny,

You are my hero for speaking up about this the way you do, bless you! You are helping so many people by sharing your experiences which I am sure is very traumatic for you and hopefully you are keeping some from ever getting involved with the JW's in the first place.

Like you said they are complete liars, especially those in higher rank like the elders. In Hingham MA they hid a pedophile for almost 2 years and while my precious son was only 6 and 7 and going to the urinal alongside this man, the elders did nothing at all and gave me nor my husband any warning! Thank God another sister in the hall had the courage to come forward and warn us about this guy. When I approached the elder he flat out lied that the guy was ever convicted of mollesting anyone.

I went to the local police station and looked up his record and this guy was jailed more than 4 times for rape and sodomy of minor boys. He had a record dating back over 30 years. I also found out the guy was disfellowshipped several times for this offense but then reinstated again. When I approached an elder about it he told me if I spread this "rumor" around I could be Df'd for slander. Slander! How is that possible when it is true?  He also looked me straight in the face and said "well, we don't know if this man has raped any boys lately". What a bunch of maniacs!

I thank God every single day I got my kids out of there! And I pray for those like yourself who were damaged by them that you continue to heal and grow in strength. We need more like you who will truly stand up for what is right, and tell people the real truth about the "truth" thanks again Danny. Lilly

 

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truthsetsonefreeRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

I remember that "bird" crap most vividly. In fact I started teaching it to my kid. Thank God I woke up.

tsof

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AnitarRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

Notice how the first thing on their mind after armageddon is to move into all the dead rich people's houses, they care nothing about God or salvation, it's all about the material things with them.  That hardly sounds like Jesus's idea of humility and how the meek shall inherit the earth.

As for the birds, I don't see them having a taste for human flesh for we are far too crunchy and no good without ketchup.

Anitar

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LegolasRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

Look at the bottom right hand side....Doesn't that look like Will Smith?

 

 I love him..He's so kewl!...LOL

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sir82Re: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
...and I think that's John Lithgow on the bottom left.
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LegolasRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
...and I think that's John Lithgow on the bottom left.

OMG, I think your right!

So...Who else can we find?

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nelly136Re: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

it has been suggested in the past that the bloke falling over backwards is a ringer for Kent Steinhaug

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nelly136Re: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
cagney and lacy in no28 ?
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SwamboozledRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

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oh no!!!

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AnitarRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

I think the guy in the middle falling into the pit is either Mickey Rourke:

http://horror.about.com/library/weekly/SinCity/pages/ab02sincity-marv.jpg

Or maybe it's Nick Nolte?

http://www.happinessonline.org/MoralCode/images/nicknolte4.jpg

Anitar

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LegolasRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!
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Somebody help me...I've fallen and I can't get up!...LOL
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5goRe: Re: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

Doesn't that look like a bethel buick in the rubble.

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DannyHaszardRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

Elaborations of the 'bird food' saga are many.Dubs say;'born again Christians are born again as bird dung' and discussions of what species of bird will take jehovah's lead such as the numerous crow and debates if da birds will actually consume the flesh or if they will feast on the plentiful maggots.

Seven years just to clean up da bones sez's the watchtower.

Then their's the bro from my ole hall who would say:"I sure hope jehover don't put me on bone raking detail"

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DannyHaszardRe: 'DA BIRDS' will getcha!

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YOU SERVE JEHOVER OR ELSE!

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