The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age
The WTBTS gets disassociated!!! Cool!
by SYN 9 Replies latest watchtower scandals
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think41self
HEY HEY I like it.
Now they can be disassociated!
think41self
She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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Mindchild
I hope they get shunned next.
Skipper
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hawkaw
It always a pleasure to see the letter sent to me via facsimile and snail mail.
hawk
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Kep
If only they would feel pain the way they did it to us.
But it's a step in the right direction.
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WildHorses
To bad the UN didn't take them into the back room and ask them all the dirty details like they have the elders do. LOL
I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
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careyaj
i'm not surprised...are you? the sad thing is most active witnesses probably would never believe it.
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Nassau
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it.
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on judgment day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people, congratulating them on their high morals and
good standards." And so it came to pass.
Do you know what the letter said?
(scroll down)No?
(scroll down a little more)"We, the weilling, led by the unknowing, are used to do so much with so little, that we are now ready to do everything with nothing"
Hmmm... so you didn't get the letter either, then?
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crazyblondeb
While doing some research, I thought this deserved a bump!
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KAYTEE
SYN,
This is the same letter we received, same wording back in 2001,
To make sure our letter was going to be dealt with and it’s safe arrival we sent a cheque for £10 to cover any inconvenience, they returned the cheque but still gave us the information we wanted.
This along with many other documents were given to the society and the elders for an answer .....................................NOTHING except of course the big "D"
KT