Blondie...
I like the list...here were my favorite time wasters.....
1.) Offer to drive during "Early Morning Laundromat" witnessing...make sure the route works out so I (as driver) got out at the ones where no one was there to talk too,.,,While there, leave 1 new magazine, take the other dozen issues from the early 1990s (this in 2005) and trash can them (after tearing them to shreds) UP TO 2 HOURS FREE TIME
2.) Drive slowly and encourage quick stops for coffee and soda (you know, those big 52 oz Humdinger drinks at the convenience store) MIGHT GET OUT AT EMPTY PLACES TWICE IN TWO HOURS
3.) Drive slowly and encourage separate quick bathroom breaks, about the time that the others were half way through the aforementioned Humdingers. SAME AS #3
4.) Instead of accepting others apologies for overstaying at a laundromat while they were actually doing real witnessing, commend them for their enthusiasm and let them know "That's what this is all about...talking to people"...thus enforcing in their mind its OK to stay long in the laundromat (while I enjoy counting time in the car, NOT witnessing.) EXTENDS TIME BETWEEN TIMES I HAD TO ACTUALLY GET OUT
5.) I disagree on the dragging my feet at the KH....as the conducting elder, I used to turn out the lights while people were still lingering....much better to get everyone out promptly in the misery so that I can then go to my "phantom RV" by myself...better known as a coffee shop in another territory. LOL (BONUS points if pioneers commend you for "helping" them get their time started sooner) (NEGATIVE POINTS because the other elders didn't like it...because it meant they had to start knocking sooner...) BETTER FOR ME TO GET STARTED ON MY COFFEE BREAK OR BACK HOME FOR MUCH NEEDED SLEEP
6.) "Star Method" of Return Visits....great back in the day when gas was a $1/gallon...not so great when its $3/gallon...GREAT FOR A "LONG DAY"....ORbetter to just not bother...
...oh that's right...that's what I am doing RIGHT NOW!!! No Field Circus for Mr. Snakes since December 2007. 
SnakesInTheTower (of the "not even a phantom publisher anymore" Sheep 
Class)