The elders are the best time wasters.
1) drop off the publishers, then go back and pick them up, never spending any time talking to anyone yourself.
2) going off with a MS to make special calls and errands
3) going off with one's family every Saturday morning, never spending time with the rank and file
4) scheduling a "bible study" on Saturday morning but always going by yourself
5) taking much time for the meeting for field service, waiting for the late ones, taking 30 to 45 minutes before even getting in the car.
6) stopping for coffee break at 10:45 and taking 45 minutes, then quitting because it's 11:30, saying you will make an RV on the way home.
OMG Blondie, it's like you're following me around!
I'm an elder and I do all of that in order to avoid going in service. In fact, I have not been door-to-door in months now.
Of course, I still count my time which is above average.
No. 4 is my specialty, but I always "take alone" the wife and kids.