My wifes mom once came over to lecture me about some perceived disrespect I had shown to her at a "Family Meal" (Think Thanksgiving, Folks LOL) She came over wearing curlers and a scarf (even though she was staying home that day and doesn't normally use curlers, anyway) toting her green Bible on a silver platter (which she was returning) and began quoting some obscure scripture from Leviticus about respecting "grey haired ones". At first my wife and I couldn't figure out the reason for her curlers and scarf, but later had a good laugh. The platter was the icing on the cake. You have to picture this and feel quite sorry for her.