RunningMan	Re: The story of Sampson
	The Samson story is hilarious. For example, Delilah asks him for the secret to his strength, but he is suspicious, so he gives her a false answer (tying him with fresh bow strings). So, he boinks Delilah and falls asleep. He then wakes up (surprise, surprise) tied up with fresh bow strings. Well, shortly after, she asks him again, so being rightfully suspicious, he gives her another phony answer (new ropes). Again, upon awaking he is tied up with new ropes. For a third time, she asks him the secret, and not trusting her, he gives her a fake answer (braiding his hair). He again wakes up with his hair braided. So, finally she asks him again. Of course, by this time Samson for some reason trusts her and tells her the truth. What kind of an idiot is he? Every time he trusted her, she betrayed him. So, based on this experience, she must now be telling the truth - and this man was the judge of Israel for 20 years! But, my favorite Samson story is the story of the 300 foxes. He wants to burn the crops of the Philistines, so instead of just getting a torch and lighting them, he catches 300 foxes, ties their tails together in pairs with a torch between them, lights the torches, and releases them into the field. I did some calculations on that (I can post them if anyone is interested). To get 300 foxes he would need to depopulate an area of around 900 square miles. The man was a complete moron.
IP: GXfVfylceBmo0Vk1