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Open mindBloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.


I'd love to see a collaborative effort between a talented JWD script writer and a video maker like Wasanelderonce.

Here's the fodder:

June, 2008 KM (US Branch) Page 4

"When a Householder Speaks Another Language"

(Any smart a$$e$ wanna have a crack at the title?)

Paragraphs 1 & 2 talk about the overall situation of how cities with more than one language of JW congos can cooperate. Blah, blah, blah.

Paragraph 3 is one I think would make for an entertaining video. Here it is verbatim:

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The Same Work: How should matters be handled when publishers from different congregations happen to be preaching in the same neighborhood on the same day? Of course, Christian love will transcend any language barrier, and all wil be primarily concerned about the needs of the territory. (John 13:34,35) Therefore, those taking the lead will demonstrate reasonableness and love in deciding whether one group should temporarily move to a different territory. -- Jas. 3:17,18.


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Comments? Speculations about what led up to the need for this paragraph? Ideas for how you'd make a comedic video?

OM

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5goRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Crips = Service dept.

Bloods = Writing dept.

Mexican Mafia = Governing Body

MS-13 = all the other Dubs at bethel

Vice Lords = Legal dept.

Latin Kings = Hospital Liason Comitee

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JeffTRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Hell's angel's = apostates, as in a whole gang of us riding in.

 

I've got a mental picture of two guys in suits having a totally inappropriate screaming match about the ethnicity of some neighborhood.  Problem gets solved when Mexican and "non hispanic caucasians" from the nearest houses beat the crap out of both of them. 

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nelly136Re: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.
can't they just draw watchtowers at 20 paces to see who works which side of the street?
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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

5go:

Wow!  I was just thinking of a little 2 or 3 minute skit.  You're going for a full-length movie! 

jeffT:

Hell's angels = apostates,

JW's might actually watch that since "apostates" would be so accurately depicted. 

nelly136:

draw watchtowers at 20 paces

I like it.  Perhaps a little "Good, the Bad and the Ugly" music playing in the background. 

OM

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SnakesInTheTowerRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

OM:

Therefore, those taking the lead will demonstrate reasonableness and love in deciding whether one group should temporarily move to a different territory. -- Jas. 3:17,18

ROCK PAPER WATCHTOWER SCISSORS ANYONE?

Snakes ()

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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Snakes:

ROCK PAPER WATCHTOWER SCISSORS ANYONE?

Good one Snakes.

For just a second, let's put on our sincere, true-believing JW hats.  How would you translate this?

all will be primarily concerned about the needs of the territory

Relistically, here's how I see it in Cali.

Spanish rules.

English drools.

Spanish should usually get the priority.  They're the ones still showing substantial growth.  English territory is a dried-up, used-up, non-productive, wheel-spinning JW social event. 

But here's where the potential conflict could arise, IMO.  A hard-core, english speaking JW zealot who thinks his ministry is just as important as the Spanish going head-to-head with his Spanish-speaking clone. 

God I'd love to see a video!

OM

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Nathan NatasRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.
I'd use a Buck Rogers style futuristic set and costuming, and have two Dubs encounter a person speaking another language. The less-experienced Dub would be momentarily baffled, but then the more-experienced dub would take over, saying, "Oh, this person is a Bowellian Ass-Speaker. I am familiar with their language" and proceed to offer his sermon in loud farts and long, rolling belches.
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5goRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Yeah when you think about it they all fit

Service dept is the big boys calling the shots with the writing dept forming to counter them.

Crips V Bloods

The governing body sits in the their rooms calling the shots and keeping the gangs from totally killing each other while holding on to their empire. Mexican Mafia

The general bethelite population much like the real MS-13 is a group of poor boys that worship the Mexican Mafia and have no problem doing their dirty work.

The legal dept keeps it hands clean of the other gang but isn't affraid to take them on and put them in their place. It also has a way of helping out lower dubs but it still is there to make money.

And I just made up a match for the HLC but still it's a gang of it's own that worships the Mexican Mafia.

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DogpatchRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

I'll host it!

nice.

Randy

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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Nathan Natas:

"Bowellian"

LMAO. 


OM

 

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nvrgnbkRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

I've actually experienced these situations a number of times.

In a few cases the gringos told the Hispanics to hit the bricks and ask permission next time they'd be in the area.

I had to laugh at that because a local police department had once required a congo I was in to notify them before preaching in their area.

But for the most part, kindness and mutual respect were shown by all.

There are assholes in any organization. 

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5goRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

The apostates break down like this

Hell's Angel's = active religous apostates that are fighting for what they believe is right, depsite it causing damage to their own cause.

Yakuza = Faders that are still active they are trying to stay alive and make money. They only do things if there is a profit.

Triads = Anyone on the outside including old faders, not doing anything till there is a good reason and profit in doing it.

 

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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Nvr:

 for the most part, kindness and mutual respect were shown by all.

Thread killer.

Just teezin' Nate.

Did this really happen?:

the gringos told the Hispanics to hit the bricks and ask permission next time they'd be in the area.

How did that go over with the Hermanos en la Fe afterwards?

OM

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Nathan NatasRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

5go said:

The apostates break down like this

Hell's Angel's = active religous apostates that are fighting for what they believe is right, depsite it causing damage to their own cause.

Yakuza = Faders that are still active they are trying to stay alive and make money. They only do things if there is a profit.

Triads = Anyone on the outside including old faders, not doing anything till there is a good reason and profit in doing it.

I consider myself and a few others to be "Shadow Ronin." We are the active atheist (masterless=ronin) apostates fighting for justice, honor, and revenge.

 

 

 

 

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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

Nathan Natas, I salute you in your ongoing warrior path.

(I really do. I really enjoy your incisive wit and years of experience.)

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This is a pretty well made short film on YouTube called "The Missionary Position" that I started a thread on a while ago.  It's JWs vs. Mormons in a turf war.  It's kind of what I had in mind with two JW language groups duking it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MBubw8BMK8

Actually, the first 1 minute & 45 seconds are hilarious and well done, IMHO.  The following 4 minutes are just a stupid, overdone, very bloody, fight scene between 4 JWs and 4 Mormons.  Don't bother watching the fight unless you like that sort of thing.  There's nothing at the end worth seeing.

Enjoy!

OM

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Open mindRe: Bloods vs. Crips: JW Style ;-) June, 2008 KM.

YouTube has yanked it!

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