If your child stole an apple from you after you warned him not to what would you do? Like any normal parent you would banish him from your house forever to a harsh existence. Then you would kill another one of your children so that the first kids could come home again. Why should it be any different for kids who make fun of bald people? To the bears I say! Sweet justice.
And I say, if God is like this, why would anyone want to have anything to do with him? He would just be a great big, bully of a parent, a child murderer.
The great thing is about being human, you can filter out the ridiculous things other humans attribute to God. Separate the the obsurd from the sensible.